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Weird lady problems & what to do with them.
Awkward Time


Bigger Boobs, Bigger Broblems



January 22, 2020

Looking at our fellow sisters it is easy to see the endowment fairies did not distribute chest size evenly.

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Hot Indoors


Summer is Coming



April 13, 2019

It’s that time where I head out to work and in my very focused New York walk, eyes forward, purposeful step, I left-right-left my way down into the steamy depths of our subway.

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Hot & Sweaty


Why Do I Sweat So Much?



April 13, 2019

I’m finally getting back to my biggest frenemy, the gym. As I become more fit I’m reminded that people in shape sweat more quickly and more often than those who remain inactive.

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Edgy Costume


Costume Sweat?



April 13, 2019

OMG YOU GUYS IT IS ALMOST HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!! My favorite holiday of all the holidays – mostly because dressing as a giant lab bunny (white fur, bright red eyes) is seriously frowned upon in April.

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Oven Feast


Tasty Turkey Time!



April 13, 2019

Hey look you’re still with us and we made it through Halloween! Mazel tov.

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Bold Outfit


Wear the Sexy Dress



April 13, 2019

Through the winter months there are always reasons to stay bundled up at home eating fried chicken & marshmallows while wearing your fluffy socks and petting the cat. And hey – there’s nothing wrong with that.

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