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Tasty Turkey Time!
April 13, 2019
Published by Swoobie Admin on April 13, 2019
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Don't smell like an Ol' Lady though.

It's Your Time to Shine!

Through the winter months there are always reasons to stay bundled up at home eating fried chicken & marshmallows while wearing your fluffy socks and petting the cat. And hey - there's nothing wrong with that.

HOWEVER - If the time comes and you're not ready to flaunt your lady sauce, you'll be missing a prime opportunity to share what makes you special with the rest of the world.

Don't deny your fans ladies!!! Take a risk and wear that dress that scares you. Let your hair down and throw those shoulders back! When we enter a room with confidence and poise the air is known to still... just a little. Heads turn.

Do you like to dance? Do you have ladies night with the girls and shake what the good Lord gave you? Well that's a great stress reliever and should be at the top of Swoobie's #1 Health Tips.

That said - dropping it like it's hot is known to cause some overheated bodies, and I'm not just talking the fine crop of admirers you're looking to harvest, I'm talking about your swinging chest blossoms. Those babies can get moist and slippery - an easier secret to keep in a less forgiving dress than the one we've pictured here.

Soon Swoobie-doobie-doo and you will be able to have disposable and absorbent black liners for darker skin tones and evening attire.Worried they'll be discovered? No fear! One quick trip to the loo (or a really fancy dance move) and you can whip them off and stuff them in the trash for a fresh & feisty impromptu rendez-vous.

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